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The Toronto Rejection Hotline

2008 April 26

(647) 476-4910

I heard about this last night for the first time.  And, no, a girl did not give it to me when I asked for her digits.  I almost wish that had happened though.  I’m definitely using it sometime . . .

“Hello, this is not the person you were trying to call.  You’ve reached the Rejection Hotline, provided by  Unfortunately the person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number.  We know this sucks, but don’t be too devistated.  So anyway, why were you given the rejection hotline?  Maybe you’re just not this person’s type.  Note: this could mean boring, annoying, ugly, or just a general weirdo . . .”

It goes on, but I got kind of tired of listening to it.  Also, you must check this out.