The Toronto Rejection Hotline

(647) 476-4910

I heard about this last night for the first time.  And, no, a girl did not give it to me when I asked for her digits.  I almost wish that had happened though.  I’m definitely using it sometime . . .

“Hello, this is not the person you were trying to call.  You’ve reached the Rejection Hotline, provided by rejectionhotline.com.  Unfortunately the person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number.  We know this sucks, but don’t be too devistated.  So anyway, why were you given the rejection hotline?  Maybe you’re just not this person’s type.  Note: this could mean boring, annoying, ugly, or just a general weirdo . . .”

It goes on, but I got kind of tired of listening to it.  Also, you must check this out.

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23 Responses to “The Toronto Rejection Hotline”

  1. Susie_Q Says:

    They have a bunch of Canadian numbers and stuff other than just the Rejection Hotline…
    OTHER HUMOR HOTLINES IN CANADA
    403-456-6551 (Bad Breath Notification)
    204-289-4330 (The One-Night-Stand Hotline)
    905-769-4317 (The Breakup Butler)
    519-266-4983 (The Breakup Bitch)
    514-357-2771 (Piss on You!)
    250-412-7599 (Almost to Voicemail)
    647-827-0721 (It Could Always Suck More!)

  2. Uzi Says:

    ARE ALL THOSE NUMBERS ABOVE LONGDISTANCE
    AND IF SO WOULD THEY CHARGE YOU FOR CALLING THEM WID DA 1 CANADA COUNTRY CODE INFRONT OF IT?

  3. Katie Says:

    Yes, ALL of them are long distance, that is why people can’t use it.
    yes, you do get charged

  4. Mohamed Says:

    i fooled some1 with it lol

  5. GRACELO Says:

    it doesnt work anymore ):!

  6. fabi Says:

    this number doesnt work anymore 😦
    is there a new number??

  7. Habibe Says:

    HAHA IT DOESNT WORK ANYMORE!!!!

  8. Ollie Says:

    this sucks 😦 it doesn’t work anymore!
    i tried to find it on the internet cause i lost the number when i lost my phone, and i’m SHOCKED to find it doesn’t work!!!

  9. Derek Says:

    ya what the hell why doesn’t it work?

  10. bob Says:

    doesnt work

  11. bob Says:

    when you call it doesnt work

  12. Kevin Says:

    It dosent work !! does anyone have a number that actually works ? !

  13. Carry Says:

    what teh heck? did they cancel it or something? WHY WONT IT WORK?

  14. Samm Says:

    I emailed them and they emailed me back saying that they are sry for the inconvinences however their contract with however ran out and they are trying to find another altetnative or something like that.

  15. Jess Says:

    gave this to someone who annoyed the living hell outta me

  16. bwaha Says:

    doesn’t work, anyone know why? 😦

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  23. some_Fake_name Says:

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