Look Classy, Get Wasted

By tzero

Last night I was exposed to your new Toronto summer patio cocktail: the Suspicious Package.

Ingredients = white wine (5 oz) + vodka (1 oz)

If you increase the vodka:wine ratio, you can change the name to a Letter Bomb.  In this case, you have to try to pick ingredients that start with A and Z (i.e. Absolute + white Zinfandel).

Shout out to my friend Kristina, who I believe invented this.  According to the guy I was talking to about this drink last night, the reason this is a great cocktail is because white wine gets your buzz on fast and when you drink vodka you think you’re fine for a while and then all of a sudden it hits you like a truck later on.  Mixing the two gives you a perfect and constant inebriation!

One Response to “Look Classy, Get Wasted”

  1. Hmorrison Says:

    During my second year university my friends and I got hooked on Cranpaignes – which was basically Champaigne (the 9.00 bottles of Freixenet), an ounce of vodka, and topped of with a splash of cranberry juice. A dangerously delicious combination!

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