The Toronto Rejection Hotline

By tzero

(647) 476-4910

I heard about this last night for the first time.  And, no, a girl did not give it to me when I asked for her digits.  I almost wish that had happened though.  I’m definitely using it sometime . . .

“Hello, this is not the person you were trying to call.  You’ve reached the Rejection Hotline, provided by rejectionhotline.com.  Unfortunately the person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number.  We know this sucks, but don’t be too devistated.  So anyway, why were you given the rejection hotline?  Maybe you’re just not this person’s type.  Note: this could mean boring, annoying, ugly, or just a general weirdo . . .”

It goes on, but I got kind of tired of listening to it.  Also, you must check this out.

5 Responses to “The Toronto Rejection Hotline”

  1. Susie_Q Says:

    They have a bunch of Canadian numbers and stuff other than just the Rejection Hotline…
    OTHER HUMOR HOTLINES IN CANADA
    403-456-6551 (Bad Breath Notification)
    204-289-4330 (The One-Night-Stand Hotline)
    905-769-4317 (The Breakup Butler)
    519-266-4983 (The Breakup Bitch)
    514-357-2771 (Piss on You!)
    250-412-7599 (Almost to Voicemail)
    647-827-0721 (It Could Always Suck More!)

  2. Uzi Says:

    ARE ALL THOSE NUMBERS ABOVE LONGDISTANCE
    AND IF SO WOULD THEY CHARGE YOU FOR CALLING THEM WID DA 1 CANADA COUNTRY CODE INFRONT OF IT?

  3. Katie Says:

    Yes, ALL of them are long distance, that is why people can’t use it.
    yes, you do get charged

  4. Mohamed Says:

    i fooled some1 with it lol

  5. GRACELO Says:

    it doesnt work anymore ):!

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